she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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