i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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