yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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