After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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