I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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