I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
