At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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