is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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