Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
it's like heaven, but drunker
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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