Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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