Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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