I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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