She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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