and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
whose ass print is on the piano?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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