I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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