I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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