vagina is talking i cant
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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