This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just puked most of my soul out..
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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