I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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