i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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