how can u be prego again
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Randomize