I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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