I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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