I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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