I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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