Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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