Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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