he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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