Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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