Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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