This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i believe in u and ur pee
Randomize
