You're so nebulous sometimes
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
people are starting to question the shark bite story
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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