The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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