I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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