And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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