But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
So squirting runs in the family.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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