I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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