D3 body, D1 cock
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Randomize