we're chasing vodka with high fives
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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