She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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