Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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