how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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