capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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