Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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