Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My breasts were aching with rage.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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