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grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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