question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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