idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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