ugly people sure do ruin things
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
