Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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