i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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