i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I forgot wine drunk hurts
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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