weddingsv make me drug and hornr
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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