I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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